I'm bored, so I'm doing a thing.

"Rainbow" (rainbeaux) 04/25/2018 at 19:33 • Filed to: None

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For the next half hour or so, if you post a photo of your car here, I will try to write a limerick about it. Just to see if I can.

EDIT: I’m gonna cut this off right here, because it’s a lot harder than I anticipated. Some of you won’t get done until tomorrow.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Rainbow 04/25/2018 at 19:45

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Nibbles > Rainbow 04/25/2018 at 19:46

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Rainbow 04/25/2018 at 19:46

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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rainbow 04/25/2018 at 19:49

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AestheticsInMotion > Rainbow 04/25/2018 at 19:49

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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/25/2018 at 19:50

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I smell chicken parm and hear SR20s in the distance

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Rainbow 04/25/2018 at 19:50

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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Rainbow 04/25/2018 at 19:50

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Who is Rick and why is he a lime

Rainbow > AestheticsInMotion 04/25/2018 at 19:53

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The Miata, so pleasant and trusty
And here, in this moment, quite dusty
Though light as a feather
When exposed to the weather
Could soon become brittle and rusty

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/25/2018 at 19:54

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Hey now, not everyone drives a Super CR-V that does 0-60 in 5.5 s okay?

Rainbow > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 04/25/2018 at 19:59

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Some cars are boring and bland
But then there’s this awesome half-van
With a dual exhaust
It’s parked on some moss
And owned by a pretty cool man

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/25/2018 at 20:01

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I knew you were a bad driver.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Rainbow 04/25/2018 at 20:02

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/25/2018 at 20:05

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Ahem, That stigma exists only for the G35/G37 Coupe. Not sedan.

I double checked the G forums before I bought this.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/25/2018 at 20:06

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At least I have proof... And what is the king of Wakanda doing driving an Infiniti?!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/25/2018 at 20:12

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Sponsorship deal for the new movie.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/25/2018 at 20:13

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God damn. Well done.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/25/2018 at 20:18

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Bet that CR-V does 0-60 in 5.5 Seconds

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/25/2018 at 20:38

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Nah. It’s all Nissan sedans.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rainbow 04/25/2018 at 20:59

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Aw shucks...a star to you 

boxrocket > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 04/25/2018 at 22:11

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A three-door Hyundai Accent hatch

is parked by a wild tree patch:

The road ends just behind,

But the driver is blind,

‘cause the hood’s propped open, unlatched.

boxrocket > interstate366, now In The Industry 04/25/2018 at 22:21

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An eggtoothed Acura rests

roadside, an object of jests.

One can ponder its name

It stayed always the same

Alphabet names are such pests.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > boxrocket 04/25/2018 at 22:34

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That is...impressive. :D

boxrocket > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/25/2018 at 23:42

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G-series: VQ-powered,

Abused, and oft-deflowered.

Intoxicating exhaust note,

Piloted by falsified haute:

Rear-wheel drive: Not for coward.

boxrocket > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/25/2018 at 23:49

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Big Lexus: This luxury barge

Put German dominance at large.

By overengineering

and detail domineering:

Now treasured by ladies named Marge.

boxrocket > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/25/2018 at 23:58

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CR-V: The Civic hatch on stilts

Devoted drivers absent of guilts.

The uninspired selection

of apatethic defection

For those aiming at windmills for tilts.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > boxrocket 04/26/2018 at 06:06

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(in USA) CR-V: before the Civic Hatch

Im a student driver, that’s the catch

Its also the only thing I can drive

So what if I’m fading from being alive

It’s only until I find the right match

interstate366, now In The Industry > boxrocket 04/26/2018 at 06:08

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boxrocket > interstate366, now In The Industry 04/26/2018 at 21:25

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This facelifted Euro Accord

Prefers its throttle pedal floored:

Wring out all the horsepower.

Your face will never glower

Driving an antithesis of bored.